The stories are true, unless I specify otherwise.
Names have been omitted or changed to protect the innocent (or guilty, as the case may be).
If you see yourself in my stories, and it turns out I’m actually writing about you, I apologize if anything I say offends you. This blog is meant purely as entertainment for myself and for my readers and I never intend to directly implicate anyone.
I have found that it is extraordinarily difficult not to share my work with the people I know and love, so I have created a Restricted Section for the more personal stories in an attempt to maintain their privacy.
Again, I never intend to post anything defamatory, punitive, or offensive. Please forgive me and contact me via email at email@example.com if you believe I have done so.